Ty stalls, realizing that he didn't exactly lead with an introduction. He presses his fingers to his chest. "Ty, it's Ty Johnson," he says, fingers off when suddenly there are breasts where he's touching. "And not so much advice, but maybe...a way out?" he says. "This is going to sound insane," he warns. "But when my brother turned into a woman, back home in Auckland, he fucked the goddess of love and it went away."

Yup, it sounds worse out loud.